"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
07/11/2015 at 14:50 • Filed to: car buying, lists, advice
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"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
07/11/2015 at 14:50 • Filed to: car buying, lists, advice | 4
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Numbers 1 - 5 will blow your mind!
1. Buy a Practice Car
Purchasing a car can be daunting, whether it be from a professional car sales-bully or some sketchy dude on Craigslist. Confidence arises from experience, so the more practice cars you buy, the better!
2. Avoid eating large quantities of greasy food
Heartburn sure sucks, doesn’t it? Before you enter a fierce negotiating battle, you need to make sure that your body is in tip-top physical condition. A debilitating onset of acute Gastroesophogeal Reflux Disease could present a major setback.
3. Share the loan with a friend
According to the University of Delaware, 47% of car buyers are lonely, forlorn shells of human beings. Studies insist that being a lonely, forlorn shell of a human being is bad for your overall health. One of the easiest ways to increase your daily interaction time with other people is to share an automobile with one!
4. Make lots of money
Why settle for some ordinary Toyota piece of crap when you could roll off the lot in a brand new Audi S8? If you want to get the most out of your car buying experience, you need to purchase an exquisite luxury car.
5. Sacrifice the virgin feline to the Eye of Horus
This one is pretty self explanatory. Just common sense, really.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Leadbull
07/11/2015 at 15:04 |
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You definitely can’t substitute the Eye of Argon. Bad shit happens.
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Leadbull
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/11/2015 at 15:06 |
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I mean, maybe if you enjoy becoming illiterate...
sony1492
> Leadbull
07/11/2015 at 15:06 |
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#5
TheHondaBro
> Leadbull
07/11/2015 at 15:09 |
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Should I finance my practice car?
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Leadbull
07/11/2015 at 15:11 |
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Grignr is what we call in the auto loan business a high-risk applicant. The kind that always ends up smashing priests on the hood or melting an artifact in the seat so fast he gets underwater in no time. Let’s not even consider what most pawnshops think of scarlet emeralds and lavish wenching. Steady income? Responsible? Not that guy.
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> TheHondaBro
07/11/2015 at 15:12 |
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Only if you share the loan with at least three other people.
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Leadbull
> TheHondaBro
07/11/2015 at 15:14 |
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Tom McParland
> Leadbull
07/11/2015 at 18:04 |
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You know, I keep telling my clients #5, and every time they think I’m some kind of crazy person. I had one..just one customer trust me and go for it. He ended up with a killer deal on a CPO 991. :D
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Leadbull
> Tom McParland
07/11/2015 at 18:30 |
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If you do #5, it kinda sorts out the rest.